The Epilator

[David McMahon]

Sorry I have missed all of the fun, but had to travel. I haven't started images yet, but have two concepts and need feedback.

First, the Projectilator: A handheld, handcranked light projector, with reel-to-reel loading, full color, lens barrel focus/aiming device, 30 fps.

Second, the Epillator: Four Lady Epillators mounted on a Wrist Rocket, with flexcords winding up the arm, designed to give a REALLY BIG NOOGIE.

Dave

[Xeon18]

a noogie omg that's more like a torture device! Those things hurt like crazy!!! we had ladies come into the sharper image and say "can you demonstrate this" needless to say my tolerance for pain has gone up...a lot.

[David McMahon]

Sorry, not clear. Did you demo on them? Or yourself?

Dave

[Xeon18]

myself thus "my" tolerance for pain went up lol.

[David McMahon]

Here is a quick mock up:

http://gamestepper.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24453&stc=1&d=1244677301

Dave

[David McMahon]

Here is an Epillator Warrior:

http://gamestepper.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24457&stc=1&d=1244678704

Notice fearful look. The Epillator Warrior maintains a defensive posture, minimizing the exposed hairs, maximizing noogie potential. He keeps a shield covered with thick animal fur at the ready to simultaneously block his opponent's thrusts and jam his weapon. A successful jamming of your opponents weapon is known as a "Buzz Kill."

Long haired warriors evidence their proven abilities by sporting outrageous dos, while younger less talented warriors (shown here) tend to have short and/or patchy hair. "Getting caught by the short hairs," can mean getting a serious clip from a newbie; it is a terrible insult to a Long Hair, and if it were ever to actually happen, a risk to one's fertility.

Dave

[David McMahon]

See about the most feared Epilator Warriors at the following link:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookiee

It turns out that Wookies are basically walking shields, big buzz killers. Since they don't need shields, they can use dual quad core technology, one for each hand.

Dave

[Amad]

It sounds like you've settled on the Epilator. In my opinion, the projector one sounds cool though. See I read it wrong when I was first skimming it, so I associated the word 'epileptic' with the first idea. So to me, you were proposing a light projector gun meant to induce epileptic seizures. The reason it'd be so impractical is because light induced seizures only occur in something like 4 percent of the population... so the weapon would be completely useless 96 percent of the time. That = hilarious :D

Anyway just my 2 cents. If anyone can get either of these done by the 15th, it's good ol' Dave!

[David McMahon]

Hey Josh,

Are you still sitting around that pool, beer in hand, and mouth? Maybe I should call the Epilator the Noogielator, or as my wife suggested, the Depilatator, or maybe the Debilatator, and then I could reasonably call the Projectalator the Epilepsilator without any confusion. I'll Seeyoulater.

Hey, are we allowed to tag team these gizmos? I need an arm, or a hand, to finish on time, and to show the weapon mounted. You up for it Josh? I am aiming for the shamwow, and I would be glad to cut it in half and share it with you. I plan to tie it to my backpack.

Dave

[Amad]

Na I'm back in town, less pale and pretty well rested now.

I'd be down to help out, but I'm not sure how much I can do. It's due what... Monday? I might be able to help you texture something, but I'll be doin stuff this weekend with friends out of town so I don't know how much I can get done. Lemme know when you've made some headway!

[Xeon18]

skip the name give it a symbol like prince and label it as a torture device.

[David McMahon]

Go for it, its all yours if you'ld like. I have a honeydo list to get to before summer school starts up.

Dave